Thanks to her lies

and giant robots are attacking the city

too many noises―just too much

and his best crab friend

Apprentice Academy: Knights: The Unofficial Guide to the Heroic Arts Neon Squid Thanks to her liesCongratulations on your acceptance to the Apprentice Academy, one of the worlds finest institutions for knightly education. Your course of study here will prepare you for a career as a knight, samurai, Viking, or really any type of sword swinging warrior. Swinging a sword is inherently dangerous, but this guide will help you complete your education while minimizing the twin risks of 1. getting maimed and 2. working too hard. Learn how to: Fight